Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Real-World Weight Loss: Backsliding

 Well, it looks like I backslid this month.  It's mostly diet.  I've been hitting the sweets more, and with the coming of the cold weather, I'm wanting warm breakfasts like pancakes.  No excuse, of course, just something I need to be more aware of before I put things into my mouth.



15-Jan 25-Oct
total loss





weight 169 146
23 lb dec
body fat 38.5 28.6
9.9 dec
chest 38.7 34.6
4.1 dec
bust 41.1 37.8
3.3 dec
waist 39 34.8
4.2dec
hips 42.8 38.1
4.7 dec
abs 42 38
4. dec
thigh 22 22.2
.2 inc
calf 15 14
1. dec
bicep 11.6 10.9
.7 inc
forearm 10 9.4
.6 dec
neck 15 13.9
1.1 dec
Total loss


23.5  inches




I can feel it in the fit of my pants, but I'm still better than when I started in January. So, I promise to get back onto healthier eating, but in the meantime, here's a little something I was inspired to write during Tabata week:




Caught in Tabata Class

To the tune of "Bad Romance":  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVnSV6jvraE

Oh, caught in Tabata class
Oh, caught in Tabata class

Moan, moan, moan and groan
Moanmoan, moan and groan
Moan, moan, moan and groan
Caught in Tabata class

Moan, moan, moan and groan
Moanmoan, moan and groan
Eight more sets to go
Caught in Tabata class

I know I’m chubby, I want to get thin
I want to tone my butt and stop jiggling
I need a gym
Gym, gym, gym, I need a gym

I’m tired of panting from climbing the stairs
There’s only eight of them, I keep drawing stares
This can’t go on
On, on, on, this can’t go on
(Gym, gym, gym, I need a gym)

You know the fat bugs me
And I want to be hunky
I need your class, Tabata class

For twenty second I can push myself hard
You and me caught in Tabata class
We rest ten second, then we do it again
You and me caught in Tabata class

Oh, caught in Tabata class
Oh, caught in Tabata class

Moan, moan, moan and groan
Moanmoan, moan and groan
Five more sets to go
Caught in Tabata class

I’m running hard now; you’re making me sweat
I’m lifting weights, gonna get stronger yet
I’m in the gym
Gym, gym, gym, I’m in the gym

Have I gone psycho? I think I see lines
There in my muscles, and it’s about time
I’m getting fit
Fit, fit, fit, I’m getting fit
(Gym, gym, gym, I’m in the gym)

Hey, I’m losing inches
with body fat shrinkage
('Cause I'm working out, baby)
But it still hurts me, this Tabata class

Oh, I’m so achy, tell me when does class end
You and me caught in Tabata class
But we keep running as we plot our revenge
You and me caught in Tabata class

Oh, caught in Tabata class
Oh, caught in Tabata class

Moan, moan, moan and groan
Moanmoan, moan and groan
Two more sets to go
Caught in Tabata class


Run, run, fitness, baby
Work it, move those feet, crazy
Lift, lift, fitness, baby
Pump it, lift those weights, crazy
Bend, bend, sit-ups, baby
Move it, twenty seconds, crazy
Exercising, baby
Later, get a donut, maybe

Burning calories, from beginning to end
Let’s cut the fat; it don’t wanna be friends
Gasping for breath, when does this session end
Ten second rest, then we’re staring again
(Oh, caught in Tabata class)

Let me just catch my breath
(Oh, caught in Tabata class)
I feel so close to death
Don’t like my jiggle!
(Oh, caught in Tabata class)
My fat just wiggles!

But when it’s over and I’m breathing again
You and me in a Tabata class
I’m sore but happy, and I’ll come back again
You and me in a Tabata class


(Oh, caught in Tabata class)
I skinny pants fit
(Oh, caught in Tabata class)
My new shape’s a hit
(Oh, caught in Tabata class)
So tired, I could spit


Moan, moan, moan and groan
Moanmoan, moan and groan
Moan, moan, moan and groan
Caught in Tabata class


 

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