Last Wednesday (after pre-loading a blog about the rotten week I'd had), I got the excellent news that Neeta Lyffe 2: I Left My Brains in San Francisco was accepted by Damnation Books. YAY! *snoopydance*
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Now, I seek your help. I've got six blurbs from what I hope are four different angles. I asked some trusted authors to narrow it down to three, and pass these on to you, dear readers for evaluation.
Please vote on the one that would most make you read the book. I'll do a drawing from the comments and send the winner a copy of Neeta 2 when it's out in September. To win, you must leave me a way to contact you--even a website with a contact page. (Last contest I did, several "winners" lost out because I had no way to find them.)
To make it more fun, you get one chance for your vote, one chance for your comment about why you'd chose it, and one chance for any critique you offer on your choice.
1. Zombie problem? Call Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator.
But not this weekend. She’s on vacation to an exterminator’s convention with her partner and boyfriend Ted, looking to relax, have fun, and have a little romance. Too bad the zombies at the Give Back Underwater Memorial Gardens and Fish Preserve have a different idea. When they rise from watery graves to take over the City by the Bay, it looks like a working vacation after all.
2. Zombie problem? Call Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator...but not this weekend.
On vacation at an exterminator’s convention, she's looking to relax, have fun, and enjoy a little romance. Too bad the zombies have a different idea. When they rise from their watery graves to take over the City by the Bay, it looks like it'll be a working vacation after all.
Enjoy the thrill of re-kill with Neeta Lyffe, Zombie Exterminator.
3. 2047. Zombies are pests, fuel is made from feces, and the rich and famous pay to become fish food.
Zombie exterminators, Neeta Lyffe and Ted Hacker, travel to San Francisco for a zombie convention, a little sightseeing and some romance. But when the fish-food celebrities rise from their watery graves to attack San Francisco, their “working vacation” takes on new meaning.
It’s chainsaws, undead, and romance in this second novel by satirist Karina Fabian.
**Manure-based fuels are important to the plot, but based on feedback, I'm wondering if this helps overcome the repulsive gross factor.
4. 2047. Zombies are pests, cars will soon run on crap, and the rich and famous pay to become fish food.
Zombie exterminators, Neeta Lyffe and Ted Hacker, travel to San Francisco for a zombie convention, a little sightseeing and some romance. But when the fish-food celebrities rise from their watery graves to attack San Francisco, their “working vacation” takes on new meaning.
It’s chainsaws, undead, and romance in this second novel by satirist Karina Fabian.
I'll announce the winner next Thursday. Thanks!
